Wednesday, 25 August 2010

London calling


And damn. I fucking miss you.

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Men's logic

"All I fed her was onion rings and garlic bread."

".....So why didn't your relationship work out?"

"I think it was because I told her that I wanted her to exercise more.
And she got angry when I said that. I can't help that I want my girlfriend
to be healthy... Anyway, I'm going out for a spliff now while I'm waitingfor my onion rings."


Photo: Helmut Newton

Monday, 23 August 2010

Give me fire

it's just that.. your bed is poisonous now.
i've already dreamt of vampires who feed of pigheads and fresh meat from strings made of human hair.
and you know what? your face was all gray in that dream,
and the blood was red.

Thursday, 19 August 2010


Please don't shoot me in the head.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

the truth is

- and we looked at eachother and said amongst yourselves "he's a dickhead!"

well, when all the people you hang out with are druggies,
the rest of us will seem a bit.. "boring? stupid? weird?
come over to the dark side instead" you would say.

But, you are just like us; you still talk behind peoples backs,
eat the same food as us, shit like us, cries like us, dance like us..
Only, you're a bit slower.

Sunday, 15 August 2010


Why live as someone you don't know,
when you can be yourself?
You're only gonna get disappointed and hurt.

And why fight for someone,
who talks behind your back and will replace
you as soon as the old lover comes back?
You'll only get disappointed and hurt.

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

"Porn. It's cheaper than dating."

i want your hands up my shirt, down my spine.

Monday, 2 August 2010

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